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The joys of having roommates

So, as is the usual Friday night, I was just treated to the aural pornography of one of my roommates, and his beastly fuck-sounding girlfriend. Tonight was especially loud. From the other end of the apartment, she was screaming so loud it sounded as if the bitch’s arm was being sawn off or something. I kinda wanna make an audio recording from the hallway to share with the rest of the world. Anyway, I was thinking about going to the bathroom across the hall from his room and masturbating loudly, but then I thought that wouldn’t be very classy. But seriously folks, she sounds like a hyena being ass-raped, and I really wanna film it and put it on Animal Planet.

If it ain’t that one, it’s the other one’s woman. His fuck-buddy sounds like a squeaky floor when she’s being hammered away at.

I’m comforted at night when I think about how it DOESN’T burn when I pee.

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Written by Brandon

November 10, 2006 at 11:02 am

Posted in Daily Posts

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